nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

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thisisbluelanguage:

veggielezzyfemmie:

The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

miss claudette over everything 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Charmin. [@charmin]

perfecti0ns:

I wonder what would happen if every female looked the same and every male looked the same, and you had to find someone you liked solely based on personality

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labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

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killermuffins89:

this gives me life

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studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

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pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

(via internaughty)

  • girl: bae come over
  • me: BREAK THE TARGETS !!
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • me: BOARD THE PLATFORMS !!

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

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